"He's the only Southern Comfort I'd have behind my bar"
"Your're my hero, I would even let you bail me out of jail."
Old & Evil
"A visit to Eric's is like a trip to the garage to knock a few back with your knucklehead friends... "
That 1 Guy
"Eric is the kind of blogger that all real women want. Where else can you find a guy who reads Robert Service, pontificates on Squirrel Sex, and will readily flash you his manly parts while wearing a kilt?"
"I've eaten nachos with Eric, and I've engaged him in conversation. I would gladly eat nachos with him again...."
Big Stupid Tommy
"..Just another dumbass hick who figured out how to click a mouse..."
"..A freak of nature, but a genius with words. (but a freak in a good way)..."
"...The story of the scotch induced hickey and the Meximobile will remain forever secret. But I can say that Eric definitely likes his midgets a little on the heavy side......"
"...whut wood a bidy say bout a rascal n scoundrel lack eric, a feller that
putt me n miz bd on the low rode to hell n alkyholick inebriayshun, a
feller that dun gut us bof obsessed with that famus amber liquid name of
sangle malt scotch, a feller that gut us to readin robert service n
listnin to tom waits? whut kin ye say to such a feller? aint but one
"...As bracing and robust as a scrotum wax!.."
"...I came for the scar story, but I stayed for Eric's southern comfort. He's top shelf.."
Truly Bad Films
"...A smooth talking, pool shooting son-of-a-gun, and a damned good read.."
"...Back up girls...it says Straight, not Single! Um, it is 'Straight' right?.."
"...Straight White Guy is that rare glint of gold that makes panning the muddy streambed of the blogosphere worthwhile..."